via GIPHY Read ‘N Breed: A luxury sperm bank experience filled with erotica and hours-long appointment slots. Reading for Measure: An intensive two-week crash diet course where books replace regular meals. Books to Bleed By: A blood bank that will read Vampire fan fiction to you while you donate blood. Page & Gauge: Look through an antique collection of Victorian literature while having your ears stretched. Took a Book: A used bookstore where all the books inside have been acquired through illegal means. Steed Reading: The stakes to learn to read have never been higher than when you’re learning to read on a sprinting horse. Page sur la Plage: A valet service that will bring you book refills as you finish them on the beach. Book Pines: Decorative pine trees made out of upcycled book pages. Bookparks: Parks where book pages replace grass and you can crawl around and read novels on your hands and knees. Page Gimlet: A bar that serves only $40 gimlets but each drink comes with a recent hardcover about Trump’s presidency. Words to Sieve By: A baking show where contestants have to produce a baked good and an accompanying short story for the judges to enjoy while tasting their food. What did we miss? The possibilities are truly endless. Endlessly profitable, that is.
