Joe Hill—the mastermind behind N0S4A2 and Locke & Key—has arrived at DC, curating his own cutting-edge horror comics pop-up! Hill House Comics will terrify readers with a smart, subversive and scary lineup of five original limited series. Hill House Comics debuted with Basketful of Heads, written by Hill and illustrated by Leomacs. The chills continued in the following months with The Low, Low Woods; The Dollhouse Family; Daphne Byrne and Plunge, from some of the biggest names in horror storytelling. Enter to win the entire chill-filled line! I also have nieces and nephews who trick-or-treat, and I am one of those people who does like candy corn. If you find that you are one of those in-betweenies who wants to participate in holiday fun without losing your cred as an iconoclast, here are some ironic, trope-destroying, or meta selections that might allow you to find common ground with your Halloween enthusiast friends.
Happy Death Day/Happy Death Day 2U
Maybe you actually want a break from the horror movies you watch all year long? Happy Death Day and Happy Death Day 2U are a comedic play on the slasher genre. I suggest watching them both in one session so you can fully revel in all the time travel paradoxes and character development. Think gore lite, tropes a-plenty, and Groundhog Day. Tree Gelbman is a self-centered sorority girl whose walk to her birthday party is cut short by a masked killer. Then she wakes up on her birthday again. And is killed again. And wakes up on her birthday again. Her attempts to evade death get sillier each time.
I’m a Mouse, Duh
A few years ago I bought a shirt with mouse ears and this classic quote from Mean Girls on it. I wore it until it got so threadbare that, I kid you not, it ripped two holes right in the boobs, just where Regina George’s shirt gets vandalized. If you wear a shirt like this to the Halloween party you’re invited to, you’ll get to gush with someone about your other favorite quotes from the movie or (sigh) explain the joke. Either way, it’s a conversation starter. And if Halloween parties go Zoom this year, you’re at an advantage: your entire costume is just a shirt, and it will be fully visible the whole time.
Escape Room
Wait—you’re allowed to make a horror movie where the Black people don’t die first? Where there is more than one person of color in the main cast? I’m pretty sure this is not allowed, so you should probably watch this movie, a Cabin in the Woods meets Saw V sci-fi flick, before Hollywood realizes they broke the rules. It further bucks the usual horror trope of characters who are thickheaded and do the most ill-advised things, like run towards the scary cabin instead of back towards civilization, in favor of actual, normal people with intelligence.
Mother of Frankenstein
Remember that time a teen mother whose husband regularly had extramarital affairs invented science fiction as we know it…on a dare? Y’all, someone came up with the genius idea to make it a GAME…you know, for when we come out of quarantine and have Game Night again. I am kickstarting the heck out of this thing, and while we wait, I recommend picking up Lita Judge’s illustrated novel in verse about Mary Shelley herself.
So…you ready to get meh this Halloween with me?
